||[Sep. 19th, 2007|09:55 am]
No really—can you write one good sentence?
Who moved my tree into the living room?
Maybe you moved it in your sleep.
Why is my bathtub in the kitchen?
Did you ask the dog?
Where is my dining room? I swear to god, I left it right here.
Did you check the oven? Maybe someone decided they wanted dinner.
Why is the dog covered in ketchup?
We think he had a nosebleed.